sorry you know what we don’t talk about enough in the tmi fandom:
Maybe Alexander Lightwood would not break his heart.
i really think tHIS NEEDS TO BE TALKED AND/OR SOBBED ABOUT MORE IN THIS FANDOM
A while ago, I was discussing the “dirty sexy alley scene” from City of Fallen Angels with Cassandra Jean.
Her: What’s the DSAS?
Me: Many years ago in the Shadowhunter fandom, someone dubbed the scene in COFA “the dirty sexy alley scene.” Then they all started getting monikers like that — Dirty Sexy Bedroom Scene, Dirty Sexy Club Scene, etc. At the moment they are:DSAS: the alley scene from CoFADSBS: Tessa and Jem in the bedroom from Clockwork PrinceDSCS: Jace and Clary in the club in Lost SoulsDSDS: Will and Tessa together in the dungeon/cell in PrincessDSES: Clary and Jace in an “E” place that is as yet unidentified but apparently underwater. :)It seems to be one per book, since there’s no Dirty Sexy Balcony scene for Will and Tessa, or Bedroom Scenes for Simon and Izzy or Maia and Jordan or Alec and Magnus. I don’t know why, though!”So Cassandra Jean kindly offered to draw them. Who am I to say no? So have a little Sexy Club Scene from Lost Souls.ETA: CLARY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HAND
"Kindly offered" she says. As if you were not egging me on! I am on to your tricks!
HEY TMI PEOPLE
reblog this so I can follow you.
if you post Malec, AWESOME
if you post Clace, GREAT
if you post other ships, that’s cool too.
if you post fanfic, HELLZ YEAH
if you post about the actual books I will kiss you
if it’s the movie, that’s also good
basically I need more TMI, someone help
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
The more Malec fanfiction I read the less heterosexual I become
Ok but can we please discuss the fact that apparently ROBERT DOWNEY JR. freaking reads The Mortal Instruments series, and further more SHIPS MALEC!?
just imagine Jem in skinny jeans