i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
I love how this Disneyworld Peter Pan fandom has risen out of nowhere
competition for the adventure land one….THE BATTLE OF THE PETER PANS
So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.
things you should be worried about with the new tv adaptation of the mortal instruments:
1. downplaying and/or erasing the canonical importance of alec’s queerness to his character arc
2. whitewashing of raphael, magnus, maia etc.
3. trying to pass off magnus as gay when he’s canonically bisexual
things you shouldn’t be (as) worried about with the new tv adaptation of the mortal instruments:
1. whether clary’s hair is the “right” shade of red